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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 12:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 12:11am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 12:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 1:42am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 1:29am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:36pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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