First off, english is not my main language do correct my spelling, I'd like to improve.

Now to the actual review:
I honestly believe that no review here makes justice on the masterpiece that is this game.

I got into the game as a joke, streaming it for a friend with no idea on what i'd be getting into.
It started with a debate between the both of us if pineapple on pizza was actually good or not. I like, she doesn't.

After a five minute rant about the game maxing out at 59 FPS, I finally hit play. Stood still and apreciated the breeze on the island, got jumpscared by some really good dancers that welcomed me, and tried to get invested in their culture.

It's a highly competitive enviroment filled with drama and one trying to one-up the other.
Not every dance is made equal. As I soon would find out, aproaching a circle of dancers I tossed myself in the middle, I felt their dances imbue me with power's beyond my comprehension.

As I left their circle I learned with their kids how to be faster, how to be bold.
I learned with an old loner how to tame the beasts of the island.
I learned that I can't limbo, so in a fit of rage I broke it, shattering it to so many pieces that they even kept going with no hope of ever putting it all together.

I got up a Cliff and saw the island for what it truly was, a place to conquer, a tropical paradise to be mine, and mine alone.
Then I decided to go full dictator mode. Used my god-like powers to raise the lava from the vulcano, becoming one with it's heat, becoming what I was born to become. A god in their eyes. I wached them all burn as I walked beside them, impervious to any harm.

I saw them burn. I saw them flee. I saw some get eaten by sharks. I saw some trying to flee by boat. I called upon the forces of nature to kill them too. No survivors. NO SURVIVORS I SAID!

I laughed, and laughed until the island was no more. Until all that was left was the sweet sweet taste of pineapple on pizza.
I reverted time, back to when the natives were happy, to when they were... Alive.

I tried to enjoy my time with them, tried to mingle within the tribe. I danced with them one more. Got to know future generations. I decided I wasn't the one that'd destroy the island no more, So I jumped from the cliff to my demise, however I've spent too long with them already. The power is already coursing through my veins. I was inevitable, I was already imortal.

It got to wander, sat on a bench and talked about my life with some natives. About my fears and what would become of them if I couldn't control myself. They just stared at me in amazement as I told the feats I was capable of. I got famous this time. Everywhere I went I was idolized. No one was more beloved than me. I saw their crops grow, I saw their boats ready in case I lost control again.

I saw a unique and powerfull beast, treading the deep woods where they were scared to stay touching the ground. That beast was magestic, so grand and fast. I feared for my life for the first time in this island. But then...

Then it happened, they grew self absorbed.. And they dared to challenge me. ME! THEIR GOD!! The only one that roamed this land with knowledge that I could end it all in minutes. I got tired of them, tired to see that puny attempt of a dance from their 'best' dancer. I decided to teach them the meaning of fire on the dance floor once more.

This time, however. I didn't intended to come back. I awoke the vulcano in this time line again. I've watched they burn before, I didn't wanted to see it again. I wanted it to leave it behind. As I stepped onto a sailboat I watched the sea, the calm waves. And I realised what I had done. I knew in my heart that this is the only possible decision. The correct decision.

To my surprise, some jumped in the boat with me, While others pushed us onto open sea.
I looked in their faces, as they frowned upon me and I repeated myself for a second and last time.

"No survivors."

I watched as the last of my power conjured a huge rock sending all of us flying, I watched them sink.
And in the end, it was all worth it. It was all for some pineapple on pizza.

Great game. Worth every penny.

@Edit: Corrected spellings, ty JonTaiArn, Get Money and Linkblade

tl;dr: Pineapple on Pizza is for psychopaths.