Royal Flush
Royal Flush   Kinross, Perth and Kinross, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Hello and Welcome to my profile :beth:
Winning UGC Gold consistently since '14 8))
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Playing Engineer for Xenon in ETF2L Div 3 and UGC Platinum.


<3s- old and new
Cakeduck, Dillon, Sploit, Lava, Smarties, Aka, Sneaky, Teatime, Temrane, Lawjr, Meer, Croc, Craggles, kcr, Deere, Inky, Des, Jääkarhu, Wombat, Archangel, Crazycalumrock, Divi, Sir, Stavoh, Diet-Cans, Liko, Doktor, Tails, Phlogic, Conne, Magikarp, O'men, Redwood, Cloudy, Pyth, Gregoravich, Mickey, Max, Alex-the-Mayor, Hatake, Derakusa, Dyawyb, Forty-Two, Dragonce, Walnut, Pothenar, Fizz, Koippa, Kimo, JohsKo, Icewind, Link, Chilly, Kippy, Extrasolar, Dania, Simply-Bob, Stephen, Gilan, Bonesponge, Zodiak, Villdjack, Aoshi, Neon, Marten, Refleks, Praia, Eatable, Lefty, Sam, Demoko, Figoravn, Slushy, Dowel, Lyre, Derpy, Cam, Brad, Speedy, Extremist.

Plus everyone else I met over my long time playing videogames. Love y'all!

Officials
* You will pay for your sacrilege changed name to Sac from the anime
* [SWE] Hellsponge changed name to Hellsponge from the anime [♥♥♥]
* Clårk the enginer changed name to Clårk from the anime
* (1)neon changed name to neon from the anime
* Villdjack changed name to Villdjack from the anime
* Aoshi Merc | ETF2L.org changed name to Aoshi From the Anime
* Xarks changed name to Xarks from the anime
* Royal Flush changed name to Royal from the anime ♫
Polarium : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ co-ordinated rofl
Starshot =) : Pls no.
Leif : why do you bully
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TF2 Competitive Experience
Highlander:
-UGC:
:jarate: Rainbow & Some White- Steel Season 9 (Sniper)
:theShipWrench: Chromosome Crew- Season 10-13 Steel-Silver-Goldx2 (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Lets Win Godl- Season 14 Gold Winner! + Season 15 Plat (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Beyblade Bonanza Extravaganza- Season 16 Gold Winner! (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Godl Medel- Season 18 Gold + Season 19 Gold Winner! (Engi)
:crate: Xenon- Seasons 22-26 Plat (Sub Engi + Scout)
:cow_cross: Clan Gaming United- Seasons 32-33 Silver (Medic)
:theShipWrench: Xenon- Season 34 Plat (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Dagens spurgt- Season 36 Silver (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Xenon- Season 37 Silver Winner! (Engi)


-ETF2L
:theShipWrench: #Smashing!- Season 5 (Div 6 Winner) (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Hobps- Season 6 (Div 5) (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Godl Medel- Season 7 Div 3 Winner! (Engi)
:NDT_Bullets: Ivory Highlander- Open Season 8 (Heavy)
:theShipWrench: TC Frosties- Season 9 Mid (Sub-Engi)
:crate: Banterlads- Season 10 Open (All-class Sub)
:theShipWrench: Godl Medel- Season 11 High (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Smuggs- Season 13-14 High (Engi)
:cow_cross: Chromosome Crew- Season 19 Open (Medic)
:theShipWrench: Ayup Pal- Season 22 Low (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Weezer✯Fanclub- Season 23 Div 3 (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Xenon- Season 24 Div 2 (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Weezer✯Fanclub- Season 25 Div 2 (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Xenon- Season 26 Div 3 + Season 27 Mid (Engi)
:theShipWrench: Weezer✯Fanclub- Season 28 Div 4 (Engi)

-Nations Cup :scottish:
:theShipWrench: Scotland National Highlander Team- Nations Cups #3-8 (Engi)

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6s:
-ETF2L
:cow_cross: TEZC | Souder Society- Season 19 Div 6 (Medic)
:boots: Engineer Apostles- Season 20 (Scout) [early fold]
:boots: Running Gag- Season 21 Open (Scout)
:cow_cross: Yummy, I Got the Munchies!- Season 38 Open (Medic)
:cow_cross: !rep our medic- Season 39 Low (Medic)

-UGC
:boots: BMW- Season 13 (Steel) (Scout)
:crate: Giel and the 9wiels - Seasons 17-22 Steel(x3)-Gold-Plat (Sub All-Class)
:cow_cross: Bootsy Off Broadway - Season 35 Europe Division (Medic)

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Misc Stuff:
:jarate:Hobps (w/ Sneaky and Pyth)- 3v3 osl.tf Sniper Tourney: 4th Place
:NDT_Bullets: Oh God, it's the engi mains...- Fat Scout Shootout Tourney: 2nd Place

:beth: Souder20 teams mentored:
Maple Flavoured Stingrays- NA Iron Season 10
Fellowship of the Ping- NA Steel Season 13
I love this community:
ezzipezzi: GIVE ME A SPOT IN THE SHOWCASE SEBNPAO

Achievement of tf2:
Royal Flush : 186 (hours), stopped maining sniper though
<NUT> Meadows : you're good, I was expecting much higher than that

C² Royal Flush: by the way the scrim has been cancelled to due to many players not being able to play
C² Little Mickey: Good because Im wasted
C² Little Mickey: I can hardly see the screen

(On a highlander scrim with an NA Iron Team)
The Fun Ends Here : im gonna go look for a mic brb

(During a EU steel official after fixing from a 6s etf2l config)
[Doméstos] TehCookieKing : I still can't use the red tape

(in response to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX1TBX6N5r8)
C² Maxxx❤: http://www.jacamo.co.uk/shop/menswear/1/_/N-1ytvp5b/products/show.action
C² Maxxx❤: HE SHOULD MODEL
(Same vid)
stephen: HAHAH
stephen: this guy is autism incarnate

StonerStereotype : I feel bad that the only way I can kill you is if you ♥♥♥♥ up
[ESC] Danug pug : lol
Royal Flush : who do you mean?
StonerStereotype : King ♥♥♥♥
Royal Flush : me then?
StonerStereotype : yup
Royal Flush : gonna take that as a compliment
StonerStereotype : More than anything yes

Mr.Brick : royal i need you bushman hat
Royal Flush : my bushman hat...?
Mr.Brick : yes
Royal Flush : the boonie...?
Royal Flush : the bills...?
Royal Flush : ?
Mr.Brick : 1key
Royal Flush : for...?
Mr.Brick : 1key
Royal Flush : what hat
Royal Flush : the one i am wearing?
Mr.Brick : royal tare
Mr.Brick : trade
Royal Flush : what do you want?
Royal Flush : the hat i am wearing?
Mr.Brick : i want bushman hat
Royal Flush : which one
Mr.Brick : i give you for hat 1 key
Royal Flush : which hat?
Mr.Brick : yes
Mr.Brick : bushman hat i want
Royal Flush : ...
Royal Flush : which hat?
StonerStereotype : Someone take his keyboard
Mr.Brick : yes

|SS| Captain Canada: Well
|SS| Captain Canada: This is going well.
Royal Flush: hmm?
|SS| Captain Canada: I'm eating dinner with girls.
Royal Flush: you nailed any yet?
|SS| Captain Canada: Hell yes.
|SS| Captain Canada: All three to be exact
|SS| Captain Canada: And two guys…

Royal Flush: also, which maps do you want to play?
playground tactics: What's the first weeks map?
Royal Flush: granary i believe
Royal Flush: or if you include presesson
playground tactics: ♥♥♥♥
Royal Flush: borneo
playground tactics: What an awful map
Royal Flush: yeah
playground tactics: ♥♥♥♥
playground tactics: Even worse
Royal Flush: 2nd weeks is gravelpit
playground tactics: I swear the UGC admins have downs
playground tactics: Hollllly ♥♥♥♥
playground tactics: It just gets worse and worse

Cyanis3: ALSO WHY DOES HUGH LONG HEATER BURN 1 SHOT SPY SLIGHTLY IMBA
Cyanis3: that ♥♥♥♥ is bull

Cyanis3: erm lol my mum just called me a social failer apparently i need to talk to real people socilize and not talk to robot people on th internet. "thanks for the support mum"
Royal Flush: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cyanis3: i am being serious
Cyanis3: thats what she just sent me
Cyanis3: *said to me
Cyanis3: apparently ive to stop playing computer games and talking to you and become popular

Mickey McDildohat: whatever you diecide Ill suppoert the desicion
Royal Flush: alright, thanks :)
Mickey McDildohat: now leave me alone Im a bit drunk
Royal Flush: i gathered that, sorry if i interupted anything
Mickey McDildohat: youinterrupted me almost throwing up
Royal Flush: alright, have fun with the rest of your night if you can
Mickey McDildohat: Im going to die
Mickey McDildohat: and after that Im going to bone Smarties

Royal Flush LF Heavy UGC Silver: which team are you joining, theirs?
[T-A!] Hatake: i like females

stephen: mate
C² Royal Flush #Smashing!: hi
stephen: i can ♥♥♥♥ this bird
stephen: or go out with a fitter bird
stephen: but this bird wants to ♥♥♥♥ me
stephen: so
stephen: ip dip do
stephen: a or b
stephen: ive decided
stephen: u pick for me
C² Royal Flush #Smashing!: hmm, can the fitter bird wait a day or so?
stephen: just pick a or b
stephen: ♥♥♥♥♥
C² Royal Flush #Smashing!: let me find a coin
stephen: ite
stephen: i know which one id prefer head from
stephen: ))))))))))))
C² Royal Flush #Smashing!: coin says tails, so b
stephen: ok im gonna ♥♥♥♥ the girl
stephen: on wednesday
stephen: thanks
C² Royal Flush #Smashing!: np
stephen: can u be my life mentor
stephen: i will teech u solly
stephen: u teech me life
stephen: cause i have so much possible fanny
stephen: i cant possibly ♥♥♥♥ it all

♥♥♥♥: i need cards
♥♥♥♥: ma
♥♥♥♥: i no have card me mom kill me
♥♥♥♥: hep
♥♥♥♥: help]
Royal Flush: umm
♥♥♥♥: help pls
♥♥♥♥: sell me cards for 2.22

Cyanis3#MadCosBad: luckly i have you to metor me and thats the only reason i am half oggd
Royal Flush: dat spelling
Royal Flush: ♥♥♥♥ me
Cyanis3#MadCosBad: o know

Royal Flush: http://gyazo.com/4514796f07fafb185f4a53d1aabde0eb
Royal Flush: think i should get this?
Sneaky²: OH SWEET JESUS
Royal Flush: da hair yo
Sneaky²: MATE
Sneaky²: DO I THINK YOU SHOULD GET THIS IS LIKE ASKING DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE QUEEN NAKED
Sneaky²: ♥♥♥♥ YES

Tinkerbell is my bea: I'm in line to meet Tinkerbell
Tinkerbell is my bea: I am going to mate with her.
Tinkerbell is my bea: She is my favourite.

Ewoking Dead: i got abit distracted with southpark
Ewoking Dead: even though it is an anime
Ewoking Dead: isnt it

XxX-SickStabbs-XxX: ill tell you all about it tomorow but for now i will proberly go get a bath and have a wank as it has been 4 days xD

Mickey McFancypants: why is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dillon our group picture?
Royal Flush: made a temporary group pic
Royal Flush: he was the best candidate
Royal Flush: cause all the shoes
Mickey McFancypants: yeah he is one sexy beast

Crawling Chaos: Well my acievements of tf2 include
Crawling Chaos: Not spelling Achievements properly
Royal Flush: a+
Crawling Chaos: Talking to royal flush man one a month
Crawling Chaos: And eating all the sharesize chocolates
Royal Flush: not bad
Crawling Chaos: How do i sharesize someojne
Crawling Chaos: srs
Royal Flush: lemme google that
Crawling Chaos: ty
Crawling Chaos: Also
Crawling Chaos: I coded at least 8 number is C++ today
Crawling Chaos: ♥♥♥♥ yes
Royal Flush: living the dream
Crawling Chaos: Siorry
Crawling Chaos: It's too late for me
Crawling Chaos: 21:24 is my bed tine
Crawling Chaos: TIME
Crawling Chaos: JESUS CHRIST
Crawling Chaos: I AM POTATO

harv | huds.tf/rpvhud : cant
harv | huds.tf/rpvhud : watching lesbians
Royal Flush: haha
harv | huds.tf/rpvhud : wut
harv | huds.tf/rpvhud : ♥♥♥♥
harv | huds.tf/rpvhud : wrong person

USS Jim E. Russel: Was actually tempted at making a run for gold this season, but I just decided to stick at silver

Teatime: I want to ♥♥♥♥ you
Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
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Market Transactions
More banter, not selling shizz

___Jääkarhu's Corner____

Royal Flush: so
Royal Flush: i just got sent this
Royal Flush: vanilka?: LIAR
Royal Flush: uwot
vanilka?: UVIRGIN
Royal Flush: D:
vanilka?: liar!
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: so
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: your a virgin
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: oh damn
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: i still have a chance

<NUT> Jääkarhu: but seriously this is so fucked up feeling
<NUT> Jääkarhu: its like somebodys trying to tickle your throat with their mini dick
<NUT> Jääkarhu: shoving it in deeper
Royal Flush: mm
<NUT> Jääkarhu: but cant cuz it's so small and it ends up tickling you
Royal Flush: quite a saucy scene
Royal Flush: cant deny
<NUT> Jääkarhu: wait shit
<NUT> Jääkarhu: LOL NO
<NUT> Jääkarhu: I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT
<NUT> Jääkarhu: I JUST GOT SO INTO IT
...
<NUT> Jääkarhu: ok the plus side on them is that alot of semen isnt coming out when u wank them
<NUT> Jääkarhu: so there's that always

(After establishing Maxx's identity)
Royal Flush: http://gyazo.com/b243a957358c2ef04ada39d4dadbe7c0
Royal Flush: I DID IT
Royal Flush: >maxx irl
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: ...........................
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: WHAT
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: THE
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: FUCK
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: NIGGA
Royal Flush: this took me a lot of effort to find :(((
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: LMAO
Royal Flush: and a lot of dodgy searches
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: THIS IS
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: AUTISM
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: IN GOOD
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: AND BAD WAY
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: WHAT THE FUCK
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: OH GOD
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: MY MOM
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: JUST WALKED
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: AHAHAH
Royal Flush: AHHAHAHHAHAHGAHHAHAH
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: OMGH
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: SHE
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: AHAHAHA
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: FFS
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: THIS FUCKING LIFE
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: THIS
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: I CANT EVEN VTRYPE
Royal Flush: i did it
Royal Flush: so proud
Royal Flush: hf explaining this one
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: LAUGHING MY ASS OUT
<NUT> Jääkarhu Mix/Merc: TOO MUCH AUTISM
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vanilka?: are u good in CSGO?
(not so) Royal Flush: nope
vanilka?: so..
vanilka?: you are good
vanilka?: great
vanilka?: i need to gold nova
vanilka?: rank in csgo

Maxieeeeeee: imma voice changer this bitch
Maxieeeeeee: im going to be a female for the game
Maxieeeeeee: is this okay?
Royal Flush: sure
Royal Flush: you will be the 2nd female in there
Maxieeeeeee: hwo else
Maxieeeeeee: is she fit
Maxieeeeeee: does she have a bf
Maxieeeeeee: ;))))

(Trying to get Kimo to sub for Hobps)
Royal Flush: we got a girl...if that means anything
[GC]Kimo [DK]: I'm not that immature
Royal Flush: damn
[GC]Kimo [DK]: I'm not Giel

Royal Flush: any plans for what you want to do as a job?
Cakeduck 16.4: mcdonalds essentially
Cakeduck 16.4: i need to work there
Cakeduck 16.4: it's one of my life goals

Royal Flush: https://gyazo.com/19e261b0e27ca5e1e7dc8daf0cc4ca87
( •ᴗ•) is now Online.
Royal Flush: you want to listen to my mixtape bruh?
( •ᴗ•): Kids could have gotten burnt
( •ᴗ•): Cuz of dat fire in mixtape

Weezer: call me an sploit then
Weezer: I wanna hear him breath.

Teatime ♥: oh wait
Teatime ♥: I need my bible
Teatime ♥: brb

tem: im drunk fuck me

(Aliasing as "help learn me russian")
Doktor: also if you ever actually wanna talk to a real chill russian
Doktor: like if youre actually serious
Doktor: I know a guy
Doktor: otherwise keep memeing
help learn me russian: hahaha
help learn me russian: i am memeing
help learn me russian: but thanks for the offer
Doktor: thought so

(Sploit playing- NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4)
Royal Flush: what a game name
Royal Flush: that Naruto game has
Royal Flush: so much caps use
sploitiboi: i'm in the middle of battle
sploitiboi: i will become hokage

Royal Flush: "I am silver 4; I should be gold nova"
Royal Flush: -Dillon 2016
sploitiboi: last i talked to him he said he was silver 1
sploitiboi: i didn't even think that was possible

Royal Flush LFT High: hello videogamer
i need player for team: wag1
i need player for team: u want to fucc in new t3am ?
i need player for team: http://etf2l.org/teams/28041/
Royal Flush LFT High: sounds sexy ;)
i need player for team: aok
i need player for team: leaf old tim boi
Royal Flush LFT High: for reference
i need player for team: yea
Royal Flush LFT High: is this an actual offer or meme?
Royal Flush LFT High: you a sexy boi, so I am curious
i need player for team: real offwer lmaooo
i need player for team: WHAT U HIGH LFT I THOUGHT U MID
Royal Flush LFT High: I can be whatever you want me to be ;))
i need player for team: my daddy ? :D
Royal Flush LFT High: of course :)

Royal Flush: Just became very disappointed by the way
Royal Flush: https://drops.tf/profile/ [U:1:91818986]
Royal Flush: my drop count is quite low :((
Royal Flush: only 2.5 drops per hour
sneaky36: That’s actually quite low
sneaky36: How have you done this
sneaky36: I’ve played with you

Craggles: People yelling at you while playing medic is part of the joy and experience like, if they aren't mad at you, you're doing a bad job at playing medic
Royal Flush: ^ to the maximum
Royal Flush: perhaps I am a bit sadistic, but there is something therapeutic about driving teammates up the wall but, as a result, I have never been able to take the class remotely seriously 8)
Craggles: No you see, i do this thing where i drop a lot, and when it happens and people get really disapointed in my low key it's a massive turn on
Craggles: i mean uuh
Craggles: i didn't say that

(After my computer updated before a scrim)
Royal Flush: apologies for naff computer shenanigans- never very epic :(((
Icewind: no worries
Royal Flush: to be fair, I recall this happened in one of the recent one night cups- that was a literal nightmare
Royal Flush: computers certainly pick their time- cant be left alone the poor souls. Never know what they will do
Royal Flush: literally worse than children I swear
Icewind: teaching sand to think was a mistake
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