Recent reviews by RoyalDerp

Had the US split into a protestant theocracy named the 'Free States of America' and a presidential dictatorship called the United States of America. Feels like the timeline we're currently in, tbh.

10/10 would play historical future prediction game again.

Building, rebuilding, building, rebuilding... Out of power, panic... rebuilding. Also, getting murdered by a beasty every now and again.

10/10 would pollute alien planet again! Great fun in multiplayer, and reaching new tiers and building new conveyor belt systems really feels like an accomplishment.

Bought my daughter a rooster and couldn't afford to save a burning village afterwards. Her pixelated smile and inhumanely high pitched giggle were worth it. I'll just increase taxes and drug investments!

Great music, interesting decisions and the game really sucks you in.

Very enjoyable game with relaxing music. If you turn it up just loud enough it'll drown out the sound of screaming from your dungeon while you enjoy your island-made rum on the steps of your recently 'permanently borrowed' landmark real estate.
10/10 would force people to vote me into office again!...and again.....and again....

Very enjoyable game where I'm finally recognised in my greatness. If only the people around me showed me this respect I deserve like the little sims in the game do!

Fun little game with enjoyable characters. Combat may feel a bit clunky at time, but I suppose that's not really where the focuss of the game design lies.

Very cute "city builder". Feels and plays a bit like The Settlers from back in 'ye olden days', but in my opinion that's only a very big positive.

CK Universalis in space!

5/7 perfect score, would get exterminated by a fallen empire again

Ever tried conquering Europe? Ever started an empire as an indian tribe in the Americas? I bet you haven't, but now you can! With this amazing time (consuming) machine that will let you do anything, anywhere, anywhen!

Frustratingly intense, and at times intensely frustrating, but most definitely worth all your praise (and money!)

The only game I would ever be able to go toe to toe with anyone, and Russian winter can't win you wars <3