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Step one: Go to a babyfarm or just a zoo and find some goats

Step two: If you don't have any syringes buy them on Amazone, if you do have a syringe try to find a male/female goat and take some blood from it.

Step three: Take the blood from the goat and put it your arm.

Step four: After a few days, you will have some weird movements..: You cannot speak, hardly breathing, feeling odd, etc.. (Normal symptoms)

Step five: After 3 - 4 weeks you look like a human-goat, that's a good sign because you're nearly done with the proces.

Step six: If you keep the same person after 6 - 7 weeks you should still take more blood of the same goat you put a syringe in.. If not you failed your objective..

Step seven: After a hard nightmare you should probably wake up like a normal goat.

Good luck being a goat!

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