+rep very sexy

SO FAKE. I, A REDDITOR, (SO YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT) DO SO DECLARE THAT THIS IS FAKE. TRIED TO FOOL ME, BUT WITH MY WRINKLED REDDITOR BRAIN IT'S HARD TO PULL ONE OVER ON ME. I'M JUST SO SMART THAT I LOOKED AND KNEW IT WAS FAKE. A LESSER MAN (OR WOMAN MLADY) WOULD HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY SUCH A RUSE, BUT I'VE BEEN ON REDDIT A LONG TIME NOW, BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES AS THEY (NONREDDITORS) SAY, SO I'VE SEEN A FEW FAKE THINGS IN MY TIME AND THIS IS FAKE. NO NEED TO THANK ME, JUST DOING MY DUTY AS A REDDITOR TO MAKE SURE NOBODY THINKS EVENTS OCCUR. IT'S A HARD JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO IT, AND WHO BETTER THAN SUCH A VETERAN REDDITOR AS MYSELF.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Great guy, dont believe me? Just check out these great commendations:

''Frail pre-historic misogynist'' - Mr. Phillips
''He's more of a physicist than an econominist'' - Mr. Fennel
''Im quite honest'' - Ross himself
''Ross be quiet'' - Dr. Di Salvo
''You're retarded'' - Iain
''A man's man...manly guy...own's a knife'' - Joe
''♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick'' - Callum
''You're roadhog because you're a fat prick'' - Callum again