You might think I'm a regular guy
And hey, that's fine, I don't really mind
But if you take the time to make me unwind
You'll find that I'm as normal as a
Happy Meal without the fries

Don't come if you don't know what's up
Times be tough with our red Solo cups
Being here ain't wasting your time
But I'm still kinda weird and ♥♥♥♥
And you can say that's not a crime

IssBrazil TMP, TMP2, by Graham Kartna