Recent reviews by The Musketeer

Classic Mario in space

The enemy in this game seem to be programmed satan himself, I like to sit down with an RTS build a lovely little home for all my soldiers... But its like the moment I start to build my ♥♥♥♥ gets so far pushed in its coming out my mouth. Feels like Dark Souls and Command and Conquer had a baby and it was born blind with no limbs and severely brain damaged. I forked out £20 for this game, I could have had picked up a rock from outside and beaten myself over the head with it for a better experience and saved myself £20.

I dont know why i keep buying the cheapest games for me and my girlfriend... I think she is slowly going insane

Pretty sure that this game is not dead... I just played it online

I brought this for my girlfiend... I think shes gonna leave me now