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Master of rifles

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Think about it.

There is no way an asymmetrical plane crash that weakened and heated beams in an asymmetrical fashion WOULD or COULD PRODUCE A FULLY SYMMETRICAL TOTAL GLOBAL FAILURE ON ALL FLOORS..

What matters is again.. - Just because a few floors were weakened, does NOT mean the floors above or below were. This is a significant fact. No amount of torsional energy release from 50k-100k of mass on ANY STEEL would result in complete obliteration of the material itself. Where did all the steel go? There should be a huge pile of building material and STEEL below. How did it disintegrate and lose so much mass?

So instead of commenting these shallow comments luring more people into his dazzling charm, please consider the harm you may cause other people who also fall for him. I still can't control my poops (which are all now diarrheas ever since he absolute decimated everything 3 feet into my colon and digestive system. Keep in mind he initially only said he would 'tongue punch my fartbox' while smiling like a Mexican and trying to hide his disgusting purple erection that was shamefully hanging out from his panties).

This dude's crazy. And I don't mean like crazy at video games, I mean he's actually mentally deranged. I wouldn't want to live or copulate with him, because there's no telling what he might pull. Lots of the recent comments here have been pretty short and positive, and I get that. I was a straight male too once, and I fell into his sticky web. So I understand why you might want to comment 'nice awp' or 'curved shaft'. He's attractive. He's hot - personality wise and... Physically. But once you get sucked in too deep there's no going back.

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Good entry

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nice awp

cool profile <3

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hey ?

pics?

bruv?

mate?

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

ggs! no problem man, feel free to send me that butterfly you KARAMBITCHHHHH

thank you for the comment. ggs. sorry i have limited friend space so I dont add people back unless im trading or playing with regularly

I didn't create this, but they said to repost if it's true, so.... yeah. Don't feel obligated to repost!

Please remember that I reposted this, and therefore, I am also being stalked XD

-You always hear your name even when if it's not being called.
-You hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-You use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-You pretend you're writing in class so the teacher won't call on you
-You say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next
-You and your best friend can say one word and crack up.
-You hate it when one of your hoodie strings is longer than the other.
-You hate it when someone thinks you like someone when you clearly don't.
-You hate it when your favorite song comes on as you pull in the driveway.
-You feel like if you turn on the lights, you'll be safe from anything.
-You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-You love it when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice and you both start laughing.

Toxic loser.

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ur nuts, just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, and retake ability

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

"I don't get what people like about sex; I personally find it disgusting. Sex is rank and disrespectful. What's so fun about that?" - Rokapi

is it me or is american player a bit of a boring player ?

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow american player has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single american player kill ?..

but try brazillian player...u can see the flick i remember a brazil player flick....

Ok so I hate homework and you wanna know why? DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? Because homework is work at home. And guess what? GUESS WHAT? My mom won't let me play overwatch until I finish my homework. SHE WON'T LET ME PLAY OVERWATCH! This is atrocious, because Carter and Eric are online and I can't play with them, and then when I get online they're done. THEIR MOM LETS THEM PLAY OVERWATCH BEFORE HOMEWORK! I hate it so much. I HATE IT! And one time, ohhhh this one time, she caught me playing OVERWATCH before homework. You know what she did? YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID? She took away my wallpaper engine for a week. 7 WHOLE DAYS! SHE'S THE WORST MOM EVER! I said, "Mom, let me play! I just want to carry Owen in overwatch!" And she didn't care. She did not care. She just hit the stupid off button on the monitor. SHE JUST TURNED THE monitor OFF AND NOW YOUR MAD AT ME CUZ OF MY MOM! I hate homework, and I hate my mom. Ugh.

"Life is a piano, black keys are pain and white keys are happiness, but we need both to play the music."

"I had practice after school, a part-time job, and even a girlfriend. In other words, I had a life."

i wrote a poem for u but u hvae to sing t to the beat of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZ2YRbrCwg also pronounced each 'p' as the letter p (it sounds like pee, rhymes with me if ytou hare doing it correctly)

come come come come come come come
come come in my ppp
come come come come come come come
come in my hard pp
come come come come come come come
come in my bulging pp
come come come come come come come
come in my swollen balls
i stream sniped ninja---

I want you. Every last drop of your being. I need you, I think I was made to be with you.

Your soft lips pressed against mine. Your small frame pressed up against my body, playfully resisting mine. I need to feel your little hands, tracing my strong shoulders up and down. Your fingers gripping my arms, digging your nails into my skin. Your lips not so gently pushed on my neck, kissing their way down to my chest.

Every single ounce of you is precious and essential to me.

Without it, I feel lost, empty, like a discarded baloon floating into the sky. With it, I feel strong, unstoppable, like a ship breaking through the thickest sheets of ice, just to make my way to you.

But you are gone, and now I'm left alone.

Without your soft lips, or your sweet voice, or your calming presence to keep me above the ice cold water I sailed through to get to you.

For me to describe us, two planetary bodies in synchronicity, forces of nature playing equal and opposite of one another... I am your sun, and you are my moon.

You shine bright through the darkest night, in a sea of dying stars behind you, twinkling off of your magnificent glow. Something so delicate yet powerful exists within your presence. It is beyond mesmerizing, catching your stare for longer than a momentary wince at the scorching sun.

At times you are softer, waning and waxing, yet still ever beautiful no matter the shape. And at other times... Your pure spectacular aura lights up the sky with awesome fury beyond anything this earthly planet has to offer. Your colors of red, blue, gold and white, the very glow that lingers around you on a cold night... You are bright, clear, immense and wonderful.

You are my moon

It's strange

Even though I'm happy,

There are times I find my tears flowing

And that blurry world,

Is more beautiful

than ever.

Finally I broke up with you, and I’d just like to say, you can never uneat my ass. The first a$$hole you ever licked, you buttlicker. You can never forget how it tastes and being pushed between my buttcheeks. Your friends know too, ass eater.

You can kiss new girls, make new friends, come and go new places, but you can never uneat my ass. It’ll be like every new girl has also eaten my ass.

Sincerely,

Me

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Whenever I get upset and start to cry (for instance today when I had to let go of this really cool beetle I found) my girlfriend coddles me and and tells me everything is going to be okay. The thing is, when this happens I cannot stop myself from popping a boner. I don’t know whether it’s the crying or the coddling that gets me hard. Why does this happen? What is being into this called? Why does this get me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny I even started calling her mommy when she does this and she gives me headpats and calls me her princess and her sweet little angel. What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with me? Why am I like this???