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12.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
>utterly destroy 4/6k 15s
>cant even beat a single 8k because brain associates note position with finger position

if you're a simple rhythm brainlet who dont want no caveats, play on 4/6K, songs are hella fun anyway

btw WHAT are those default controls, change em to DFJK, etc
Posted 24 December, 2020.
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26 people found this review helpful
10.1 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
UNLESS I'm stupid, the core gameplay loop changed from something interesting to boring.
Previously, you went through rooms 1 at a time, kill 75% of enemies, kill a boss, get an item, and go.
That was fine, but now the loop is more boring, instead progressing 1 level at a time through portals; you can skip killing X% of enemies - Getting perma-items is harder now and basically It was better in the past.
Posted 21 March, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
I can't play this lest I be deemed an autist.
Posted 12 September, 2019.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
nice
Posted 20 June, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
nice
Posted 15 February, 2018.
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2,123.4 hrs on record (1,518.7 hrs at review time)
dude ive been playing this for 4 years wtf.

I like it.
Posted 20 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Who wants some Wang?

Pros:
Good Graphics
Excellent Gameplay
Great Pace
Great choice of options.
Rabbits still have sex.

Cons:
Humour has kind of dried out, the original guy was an over-saturated stereotypical Strong-Bad chinese guy, but this one a tad less over the top.
Posted 22 December, 2014. Last edited 22 December, 2014.
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0.1 hrs on record
Apparantly you can snipe Hitler and he only has one ball. I'll have to try this soon.
Posted 9 December, 2014.
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0.6 hrs on record
A game where Chess decides everything, remember to follow the Chess Rules: White goes first and women go where they like whilst men laze about in their bases.
Posted 9 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
We're blurring the ever shrinking line between what is and isn't nudity as we recieve one frame of an Eskimo flashing her tits in this family-fun superhero experience.
Posted 9 December, 2014. Last edited 9 December, 2014.
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