SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 2 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 2 back, you're an amazing friend. =)
We really doing this...

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend. =)

"I've seen your kind, time and time again.
Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed.
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth.
But in the end, you lack the stomach.
For the agony you'll bring upon yourself..."

Hwat the hell did you just say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane accessories, I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and have over 300 confirmed sales. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you'd better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my grill catalog. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. You're buying, customer.

Of all the emojis out there in the huge earth, the Samsung sunglasses emoji is by far the most moving, beautiful and meaningful emoji. The small smirk on his face, the cutesy eyebrows suggesting something a little more is at play, and the star of the show. The dad sunglasses that look like they have been plucked from heaven from an angels breast. Overwhelming beauty beholden is within the glorious Samsung emoji's face. These and many more reasons all show why the Samsung emoji is truly a thing of the Lord, a second coming in the shape of an extraordinary yellow creature, a god in emoji form.

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