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i really want to ♥♥♥♥ the duolingo bird i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs? i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it ♥♥♥♥ or would it make a completely different sound as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach

Where do I even start? I called about performance issues regarding my computer and this is the man they sent. Unprofessional doesn't even begin to cover the disgust I dealt with. Not only was he not able to resolve any issues, in the midst of it all he wouldn't stop farting right next to me! These were no normal farts. The smell was abominable, I thought a body was rotting under my floor. Before making things worse, he dropped a deuce in my bathroom without asking and there was crap all over the side of my toilet and even pellets on the floor! If you think it ends there well you're in for a treat, because the toilet wasn't even flushed, I had to flush it myself in which IT WAS CLOGGED! I thought it couldn't get any worse. On his way out without fixing a damn thing, I glanced outside my window and he power snotted all over my newly paved driveway!!!

oh babby a tripple

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