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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:24am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:40am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:53am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:49am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:14am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:59am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:40am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:28am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:23am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:12pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:49pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:49pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:49pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:53am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:39am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:57am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:38am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:39am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:46pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:54am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:47am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:43am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:28am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:55am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:36am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:59am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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