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get out of my head -rep

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This dude decided it was a good idea to take a dump in my mouth when I was sleeping. But I already perceived his dastardly intentions. Fortunately I was able to connect and re-route my esophagus to an external tank. I was about to push his stool into a modified lawn mower and reject his fecal matter back onto him. I was faking my sleep the entire time. When he reacted I smacked the side of his head with a melon I had hidden underneath my pillow. After he was unconscious there was only one thing left to do, if you get what I mean! haha!

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. Now before any of you report me for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.