Welcome, you may be wondering "why am I reading this bio?". I'll tell you why. You're AMAZED at my lack of skill so you wish to be my friend.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a funny person to people like you. If you join my game now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will join you.