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Sam: What's going on, Normie?
Norm: My birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle in
it, and I'll blow out my liver.
-- Cheers, Where Have All the Floorboards Gone
Woody: Hey, Mr. P. How goes the search for Mr. Clavin?
Norm: Not as well as the search for Mr. Donut.
Found him every couple of blocks.
-- Cheers, Head Over Hill
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Mrs Evadne Cake was a medium, verging on small.
(Reaper Man)
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You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
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Complex system:
One with real problems and imaginary profits.
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Brian: Oh, my god, that was hilarious!
Lois: What does that say into me? Oh, go [beep]
Lois: yourself Diane. [Brian spits]
Stewie: She said a swear!
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Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
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Wiker's Law:
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
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