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Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:07am

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:08am

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:09am

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:11am

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:14pm

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:12am

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:12am

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:18am

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:20am

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:21am

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:22am

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:23am

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:23am

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:24am

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:25am

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:26am

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:28am

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:30am

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:20pm

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:30am

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:31am

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:32am

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:33am

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:24pm

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:25pm

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:36am

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:26pm

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:27pm

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:30pm

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:32pm

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:33pm

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:36pm

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:37pm

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:41pm



Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.