♥♥♥♥ YOU BALTIMORE
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS
BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
ITS OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, GUARANTEED
IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ HER, THATS RIGHT, WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR WIFE
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TAKE A HIKE, TO BIG BILL HELL'S, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THATS RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING
HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR, STRAIGHT UP, AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT
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HURRY UP, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU WRITE US A CHECK
AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
GO TO HELL
BIG BILL HELL'S CARS
BALTIMORE FILTHIEST, AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND
GUARANTEED!