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Ayysh 27 Jan, 2019 @ 5:49pm 
Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.
:CunningPepeYellow:
Leirach 27 Jan, 2019 @ 5:47pm 
Realistically, how large is Thanos's penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human's? Because if we take the average penis length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos's height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn't seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dildo? Pathetic. If I'd had to wager a guess, I'd say it's a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I'd imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his penis and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I've been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.
Adal'Zaleta 10 Nov, 2017 @ 5:09pm 
Hols, cusndo se hacen las partidas de golf??
dawa482 29 Jun, 2017 @ 7:36pm 
hola bella dama creo que olvido sus chilaquiles en la cafeteria
AlexMuRR-152 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am 
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Ayysh 6 Nov, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
uff.
khe ween momazo :2016watermelon:
JohnCarl 13 Oct, 2016 @ 10:00am 
Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx:steamsalty:
AlexMuRR-152 18 Sep, 2016 @ 9:55am 
ROOAASTED:steamsalty:
AlexMuRR-152 18 Sep, 2016 @ 9:55am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
AlexMuRR-152 18 Sep, 2016 @ 9:55am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
AlexMuRR-152 31 Jul, 2016 @ 7:15pm 
Retus eres bien pro. -DLEJ, MLG te cagas:blissful_creep: -Anal11724
AlexMuRR-152 22 Mar, 2016 @ 11:45pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Vaso 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:49pm 
ROOASTEEED!!!ANALBOIZZ
Leirach 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:13pm 
ROOASTEEED!!!:steamsalty:ANALBOIZZ:steamsalty:
Ayysh 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:11pm 
ROASTED!!!!:2015coal::2015coal:
Vaso 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:06pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weabooo:steamfacepalm:
AlexMuRR-152 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:05pm 
Anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Leirach 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:05pm 
FKIN WEEB M8
Alberto el Hambriento 3 Nov, 2015 @ 10:09am 
artuloli-chan
ttv/SatenKnight 3 Nov, 2015 @ 10:09am 
MLG te cagas:happy_creep:
DLEJ 9 Jan, 2015 @ 5:30pm 
Retus eres bien pro.
lcronovt 7 Jul, 2014 @ 9:47pm 
Me confundes viteh, hasta que lei que eres retus.