Recent reviews by Retnaburn

My corpse loot has gotten stuck in the ground twice today. I should have uninstalled after the first time.

Addictive gameplay. Large weapon variety, and even though upgrades don't vary between them, the way they interact with them differs, keeping it fresh. Normally I turn music off in these games, but I cranked this one up and turned up the bass. It is a bit repetitive with only two maps, and even switching maps doesn't feel much different, but it's free and fun. Give it a go, what do you have to lose besides hours of your life?

Spent hours trying to fix a CTD when leaving the tutorial cave. It ended up being chromatic aberration. With it disabled, 5 minutes after fixing that issue, another CTD, this time random. I can not play for more than approximately 5 minutes without crashing. If it weren't for being a Humble Choice game, I'd have refunded, but I still feel ripped off. I was excited to play and instead I got this garbage.

Despite this game's horrible reputation, I decided to give it a shot since it was part of the humble choice this month. Opened the menu to see irl political propaganda. Never again.

This showed up in my library and I didn't remember buying it. Downloaded it. Opened it. Told me I had to purchase it to play. What a scam.

They ruined their dying game trying to get old players to come back by incentivizing people to group with players that left the game and allowing the mismatched skilled duos to play ranked 3s screwing over the solo players that were unlucky enough to get matched with them. They followed this up with timed rewards earned by playing (not winning) matches, allowing players to actively try and get their team to forfeit the match to speed up their reward process.

Don't buy the game. Maybe they'll get smart and release a new one, but judging from their lack of sense I doubt it.

Keys will often depress on their own. For example: Holding down W for acceleration down a straightaway, no other keys pressed, and for no reason at all the car starts decelerating until I let go of W and press it again. Same for turning.

Menu controls are janky and are controlled by the keyboard only, including the map. Escape doesn't open the menu, tab does, and unable to rebind it. Play the menu maze mini-game just to close the game before uninstalling.

Half of the bushes look like they were ported in from Super Mario Bros for the original NES. Things like billboards noticeably go from low res to high res.

The jumping mechanic is clunky. The camera is zoomed in way too close.

I used to be a bouncer. This sim is not exactly like the real experience, but it's close enough to be a good time. Better than watching a VR video, for sure.

I think this idea could be expanded on quite a bit. Like a mode similar to GTA where you need to touch without getting caught by the bouncer, or even a mode where you can BE the bouncer. Being able to pose the dancers or script motion would be a plus, for obvious reasons.

You'll spend less on this game with all of the DLC than you would for one real lap dance, and you won't leave with blue balls.

Nearly every run is ended by something stupid no matter how careful you are. You're not allowed to have fun with perks, as if you choose anything that doesn't give you immunity (if you're even lucky enough to see one) results in a very short run. I close the game in disgust every time, and am disappointed with myself for giving it so many chances.