Renner93's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 4:23am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 6:45am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 4:16am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 9:23am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:45am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 5:59am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 7:23am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 3:40pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 9:51am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 7:09am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 9:57am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 2:53pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 7:11am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:27am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 1:40pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 10:38am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 10:20am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 1:36pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 2:35pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 12:56pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 12:25pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:09am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 3:17pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 1:56pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 3:48pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 9:58am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 4:16am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 7:30am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 4:08am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 2:16pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 11:26am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 3:41pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:53am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 2:34pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 1:12pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 1:09pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 1:08pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 11:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 1:56pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 3:50am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 11:33am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2018 @ 4:01am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:40am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 7:17am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 2:03pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 12:05pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 6:35am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 8:43am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 9:11am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 10:53am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 12:05pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 6:13am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2018 @ 1:28am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 11:53am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2018 @ 4:36am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

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