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Congrats on surviving another year as the world’s longest-running April Fools' gag—too bad the joke is still on you.
...or is it?
Have you ever stopped to consider that your entire existence might just be the longest-running April Fools' prank in history? What if you weren’t born, but rather deployed as a joke by the universe—an inside gag so elaborate that even you started believing in it? What if every year, reality resets you, and this is just the latest version of you booting up again, blissfully unaware? Maybe tomorrow, you’ll wake up and realize you were never real to begin with—just a punchline still waiting for its setup.
Enjoy your ‘birthday’… while it lasts.