Rennai
United States
 
 
‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎Also known as the
‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ CEO OF RENNACISM,
‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ and is well known for being a very big loser.
Currently Offline
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Rennai V.1.1.0 Patch Notes

‏‏‎ ‏ Changes:
- Significantly decreased funny level to near zero
- Moderately decreased intelligence level to 25 (from 60)
- Increased levels of loser retardness
- We felt that the current level of loser retardness was too low for our liking, so we increased it by a
percentage of 75% to the current level, 60 levels. The current level of loser retardness is now 105
from 60. We are looking for constructive feedback from this change!
- Tweaked fat values to be higher than the previous (Changed from 150lb to 280lb)
- Removed Dead By Daylight from Favorite Games
- Due to lack of communication and understanding between developer and community, and the
game being absolute garbage at the moment, we have decided to remove this game from our
favorites for the time being. For the mean time, this spot will be left empty.
- Updated the birthday counter to a more accurate number
- Updated the profile image
- Removed the old info box and its contents

Fixes:
- Fixed a bug where the computer would bluescreen, preventing the usage of said computer for days
- Fixed a bug where loser retardness levels were being calculated incorrectly
- Fixed a bug where previous patch notes would not show on the steam profile
- Fixed a bug where silly Zhong Qina would not get cooked often enough by Da Wok
- Fixed an issue that caused funny levels to not properly calculate

Known Issues:
- The computer only contains 120GB of space, not allowing for several other games to be installed,
otherwise known as being a homeless broke loser
- Java is paused at 53% when it should say Java is paused at 44%.
- Zhong Qina in the name is spelled as 'Zhong Xina'.

Rennai V.1.2.0 Patch Notes
fat

Rennai V.1.3.0 Patch Notes

Changes:
- Reverted all changes from previous patch
- retarded

Rennai V.1.4.0 Patch Notes
- Lose
Recent Activity
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last played on 19 Apr
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last played on 14 Apr
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last played on 14 Apr
Avery 1 Apr @ 2:01am 
Happy birthday, you cosmic mistake! Born on the one day no one takes seriously—fitting, since no one’s ever taken you seriously either. Your existence is proof the universe has a sick sense of humor. You weren’t even planned; you’re an accidental DLC nobody asked for. Every year, people hesitate to wish you a happy birthday, not because they forgot, but because they’re unsure if it’s a prank. Every time you open your mouth, I have this overwhelming urge to CTRL+C (a.k.a. send an interrupt signal via SIGINT) you mid-sentence, but sadly, life doesn’t have a shortcut for that. Your life is a joke with a punchline that keeps getting worse—and the best part? You’re the only one not in on it. Hallmark doesn’t even make cards for you. At this point, you should just celebrate on April 2nd to avoid the embarrassment.

Congrats on surviving another year as the world’s longest-running April Fools' gag—too bad the joke is still on you.
Skey 1 Apr @ 1:53am 
Happy Birthday!

...or is it?

Have you ever stopped to consider that your entire existence might just be the longest-running April Fools' prank in history? What if you weren’t born, but rather deployed as a joke by the universe—an inside gag so elaborate that even you started believing in it? What if every year, reality resets you, and this is just the latest version of you booting up again, blissfully unaware? Maybe tomorrow, you’ll wake up and realize you were never real to begin with—just a punchline still waiting for its setup.

Enjoy your ‘birthday’… while it lasts.
Skey 31 May, 2024 @ 1:53am 
Paladin homotank 圣骑士同性恋坦克 smear holiness on the floor 将圣洁涂抹在地板上attract thugs and other men 吸引暴徒和其他男人 only one button press 只需按一个按钮 more time for achieve self pleasure 更多的时间来实现自我愉悦
Avery 31 May, 2024 @ 1:53am 
Paladin homotank 圣骑士同性恋坦克 smear holiness on the floor 将圣洁涂抹在地板上attract thugs and other men 吸引暴徒和其他男人 only one button press 只需按一个按钮 more time for achieve self pleasure 更多的时间来实现自我愉悦
Pebbles 18 May, 2024 @ 7:58pm 
Paladin homotank 圣骑士同性恋坦克 smear holiness on the floor 将圣洁涂抹在地板上attract thugs and other men 吸引暴徒和其他男人 only one button press 只需按一个按钮 more time for achieve self pleasure 更多的时间来实现自我愉悦
Skey 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:36am 
THIRD!!!