>Playing Rust by myself
>50ft from my base
>harvesting metal ore, minding my own business
>lifeisgood.rar
>suddenly, BANG!
>I am kill
>respawn in base, peek out window
>3 hazmat-suit wearing players approach my base
>two carry Thompsons, while one carries a bolt-action rifle
>they had killed me with the rifle outside my base
>they are moving in to raid my base
>my body is lost
>meh, only had some random♥♥♥♥♥♥I got while harvesting
>I realize they are about to blow into base with C4
>prepareforbattle.exe
>grab only weapon I can find in my base at the time
>its called an eoka pistol
>a real Weapon of Mass Destruction
>Its a metal tube with a handle, loaded with a shotgun shell
>to fire, you smash a rock against the thing until BANG.mp3
>anyway, back to story
>my base is designed with a circular ring surrounding the center room where my loot is stored
>to get to my loot room, they must blast through two separate walls
>I enter the loot room and shut the door
>hear a series of blasts as they break into the ring surrounding the loot room
>I hear the first wall come down and then footsteps
>they are inside the ring
>all part of my plan
>timeforcounterattack.bat
>I quietly slip out of the loot room and into the outer ring
>I'm on the opposite side of the base as them
>Move towards them, crouching so no noise
>Hear a blast along the way, they have planted 1/3 C4 required to take down 2nd wall
>the time has come
>I creep around the corner, eoka pistol in hand
>there they are
>they are focused on the wall, away from me
>they are about to detonate 2nd C4
>I come up behind one of them
>smack eoka pistol with a rock
>makes a noise, but he doesn't have time to react
>he turns and looks at me, realizing in horror what is happening
>1/2 second later, I hit pistol for the 3rd time
>huge bang, he is dead
>other two mow me down with Thompsons
>I respawn in center room, decide next course of action
>Look in one of my chests I neglected to check while searching for weapons
>there it is
>my glorious AK47
>grab it and some bullets, and charge outside
>one of them is still in my base, I easily dispatch him
>I took a thompson round, but still alive
>2nd one is outside, waiting for his slain comrade to teleport to him
>mow him down, and I repair my walls
>loot bodies, find 5 C4
>jackpot
>I realize that they are likely to come back at this point, with butthurt levels over 9000
>I have to take out the problem at it's source
>grab anti-radiation shirt off one
>did i mention that while i was mowing them down, I was still completely naked
>I go out for their base, as it's nearby
>I silently approach the wall, C4 ready
>hear them bustling around inside getting ready to attack me again
>they are jabbering at each other in russian
>quickly plant 3 C4 on one wall, then back away
>KABLAM.rekt
>through the smoke, i charge into the base
>naked from the waist down, dong swaying in the breeze
>wielding my AK
>i mow one down before they even know what is happening
>the second manages to shoot me in the leg with a revolver once before he dies
>the third hits me with a shotgun slug at nearly point-blank range
>am nearly kill
>my AK begins to pop
>he is slain
>I quickly heal, grab as much♥♥♥♥♥♥out of their chests before they can respawn
>I get 7-8 guns
>one metric♥♥♥♥♥♥ton of ammo
>3 more C4
>high-quality metal, which I can use on more guns and to upgrade my base
>grabbed anything of value I saw in a 20-seccond search
>decide to get the hell out of dodge
>I run away from their base as rifle shots zoom past me
>lost them in a forest
>i enter my base a rich man
>look down
>still don't have any pants


Summary: I fend off a group of russians from my base with an AK47, then break into their base and steal all their♥♥♥♥♥♥while naked from the waist down.

love this game <3