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+rep Gets the ladies with his dance moves.

Ducks gather and now my quack begins, it shall not end until I quack. I shall take no duck, hold no ponds, father no ducklings. I shall wear no plastics and win no glory. I shall live and die at my pond. I am the beak in the darkness. I am the feathers on the ground. I am the duck that quacks in the cold. the duck that wakes the sleepers. the webbed feet that guards the realms of duck. I pledge my life and honor to the duck's watch. For this feeding session, and all other feeding sessions to come.

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Sanguinis vinculis meis fatis