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Moose 27 септ. в 15:35 
added from faceit esea lf team. https://www.faceit.com/en/players/--Moose--
Sudz 24 септ. в 18:09 
Added from ESEA
Arakus ×͜× 7 септ. в 17:13 
+rep pretty good player
Landalanim 6 септ. в 8:20 
+rep great player
Tricks 2 авг. в 20:03 
-rep obvious health hacks
Felhanaya 30 юли в 11:26 
strategic master
Dailmaran 29 юли в 9:17 
Nice to meet you!
Fearlessbearer 28 юли в 8:28 
great friend
TopInSpace 23 юли в 13:35 
doesn't miss
Donivantrip 17 юли в 16:26 
+rep stands up for his homies no matter how bad they are
76561198073544664 15 юли в 7:21 
+rep good player <3
Totally Not A Salad. 16 юни в 17:03 
-rep
76561199262427445 17 май 2023 в 15:59 
Signed by me, lets play csgo
Spentar 10 авг. 2022 в 16:54 
added for trade
Jakers 26 апр. 2022 в 16:22 
Made you look lol
tg sizzurp_ 19 дек. 2021 в 15:21 
+rep
Jakers 1 май 2021 в 13:34 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Transpalagan 16 окт. 2020 в 14:53 
+rep, add me
󠁳⁧⁧ Code 22 септ. 2020 в 11:05 
lvl 10 smurfing in mm gold nova rank
󠁳⁧⁧ Code 22 септ. 2020 в 11:01 
4.8k hrs hardstuck gold nova bot
tg sizzurp_ 5 апр. 2020 в 14:42 
-rep uses they/them instead of him/her
Josefine Snowprincess 22 февр. 2020 в 17:31 
I'ma have a bunch of my disciples hold you down right? Were gonna force you to get on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knees while i pull out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BBC, stroke ♥♥♥♥ right in front of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face while watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. As soon as i'm ready to bust your gonna have no choice but to open wide because i'm gonna have my disciples pry open your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jaw, while ejaculate hot black sperm down your throat and your forced to drink it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Then you're gonna wash it down with some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vodka, on top of that you're gonna wash it down with hennessy ♥♥♥♥♥
CHiLLN 2 дек. 2019 в 9:08 
This kid is hot as ♥♥♥♥
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cum 16 ноем. 2019 в 11:26 
Signed by CHiLLN <3
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Jakers 10 ноем. 2019 в 17:17 
ENG : Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
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PL : wybierz jedno i wklej w komentarzu na mój profil a ja zrobie to samo jak tylko będe online
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Jakers 19 юли 2019 в 9:36 
What if you was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl 😩😩 and she turned out ❗❗ to be a midget 👶🏻 thatd be crazy 😂 but what if..😳😳
tg sizzurp_ 3 юли 2019 в 20:14 
Staring monkaS at the blank page before you 👈 Open up the dirty window 🙈 Let the sun 🌞illuminate the words that you could not find 👀 Reaching for something in the distance 📏 So close you can almost taste it 😋 Release your inhibitions 😈 Feel the rain 🌧️ on your skin 😓 No one 🙅♂️else can feel it for you 👈 Only you can let it in 💁♂️ No one else, no one else 🤷♂️ Can speak 😩 the words on your lips 💋
Jakers 22 юни 2019 в 21:56 
Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them
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cum 1 февр. 2019 в 18:04 
uck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and ♥♥♥♥ Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient ♥♥♥♥-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his ♥♥♥♥ is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly ♥♥♥♥ and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

Jakers 1 февр. 2019 в 9:32 
food shop time!!!
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CHiLLN 31 ян. 2019 в 11:18 
Signed by CHiLLN <3
tg sizzurp_ 4 ян. 2019 в 20:56 
you literally blow :BB_Bomb:
Jakers 1 ян. 2019 в 9:05 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so unintrested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday day of my pathetic life
Dark Potato 23 септ. 2018 в 5:08 
:csgo_banana:
tg sizzurp_ 20 септ. 2018 в 18:25 
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you cummy and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend cummy and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me cummy it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore cummy i want to remove you but i care too much about you cummy so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
CHiLLN 28 авг. 2018 в 20:51 
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tg sizzurp_ 28 авг. 2018 в 12:57 
♥♥♥♥♥ BE WARM AF 😩. AND FEMALES HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK "WHY YOU BUST SO QUICK 💦"? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A HOT DOG IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 2 MINUTES? 🍆😳😳. EXACTLY STUPID BALD HEAD ♥♥♥♥♥ 😩 😩 DON'T ASK ME NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE THAT....
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tg sizzurp_ 27 юли 2018 в 10:07 
So you see, it all started when I was 8. My mom had just beaten me, and I was pretty upset. She had only hit my butt, and my back, but I felt a weird strangeness in my penis. I hadn’t learned to masturbate yet, so I just cried from the pain. When I was 11, my dad sold my Xbox 360. I was angry, screaming, crying. I ran to the bathroom, and that is where I learned to play with myself. It was new, amazing. I tried again that night, but it wasn’t the same. I knew what the issue was. Whenever I was yelled at, id cry, and jump under the covers. Soon, my home life became perfect. My parents decided not to divorce and I was more quiet. I began picking fights with kids at school and letting them beat me up. It was so painful but became so, so good. I’ll finish the story later, but can you guys, just like make fun of me? My friend made a bet or something and I want to win it. ;)
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Jakers 1 юли 2018 в 21:42 
♥♥♥♥♥ awe so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you howd one in youw hand and it stawts twitching its wike its nuzzwing you(/ω\) ow when they pewk up and wook at you wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adowabwe thing evew is when spewm-sama comes out but theywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and spewm-sama meet and theywe bwushing and aww wike "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adowabwe (●´д`●)・
Jakers 1 юли 2018 в 21:40 
So ♥♥♥♥♥♥ , this Sarah slut of yours was all over my ♥♥♥♥ last night , as being a nerd I studied hard and am a brain surgeon. Well done you scrape by on 200k a year, Try running a private clinic worth 2.5 million. Come back to me with a real job you waster. Jock in high school, Choke in bed you homosexual.
tg sizzurp_ 15 юни 2018 в 21:55 
I just saw The Incredibles 2. It was pretty enjoyable, a freshing and familiar throwback to days gone by.I don't think it should be marketed as a children's movie however, as there are a few scenes that make me think that the PG rating wasn't quite right, such as the scene where Mr Incredible calls a coloured gentleman the N-word, and then then went on a 15 minute, explosive and explicit rant on how black people contribute the most to gun violence statistics in the United States. Yeah, not sure what the director was thinking.
Another odd scene was in the final battle between the Incredible family and the Underminer. The Underminer knocks over an embassy of a middle eastern country, and turns to screen and roars 'SYRIA IS ISREAL' , which was a little off, but only made stranger by the fact that he repeated it for 13 and a half minutes. Guess they just ran out of lines idk.
Speaking of running out of lines, the scene where Mr Incredible lynches Frozone didn't need to last 20 minutes.
tg sizzurp_ 12 юни 2018 в 13:06