JUICY FRUIT
Nunzio Scoleri   Gainesville, Florida, United States
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I am a cowboy type for sure. Please assist me in getting up onto my horse. Be gentle while helping because my horse she startles easily. When you’re a cowboy, life isn’t all about horses and rodeo’s. It’s about mud and dirt, and cowboy boots. Cowboys are born, they ain’t made! You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides. My horse, you ask? Well, she's a Missouri Fox Trotter named Sierra and she is a beaut. You might be wondering why such a rugged cowboy like myself would be riding a Missouri Fox Trotter. And that is a rootin tootin good question. The answer is quite simple. She's got a great, smooth and easy-goin' ride with a nice trotting speed of about 7 MPH. Plus, she got a comfortable saddle that don't cause my hemmies to act up. In the wise words of our modern day poet Kid Rock "Yeah, Kid Rock, you can call me Tex, Rollin' sunset women with a bottle of becks."

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Many may say car hit ball. But to a cultured man like myself I must always look back at what Nietzsche said "Ball hit car.", now Nietzsche passed away 115 years before the release of this game. One would have to assume in his later years as his mind slowly turned into mush that he must have had dreams in a similar tone to Rocket League. Speaking of dreams, What Dreams May Come is a 1998 motion picture starring Robin Williams, Annabella Sciorra, and Cuba Gooding Jr., it won the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects and the Art Directors Guild Award for Excellence in Production Design. It was also nominated for the Academy Award for Best Art Direction. The title is from a line in Hamlet's "To be, or not to be" soliloquy. I personally found it a bit pretentious, you want me to believe Mork from Ork goes to the same afterlife as us?! Anyway I should let you go I have a quiche in the oven that I must attend to. Let's just keep this simple, at the end of the day it is just a game about hitting a ball with a car. If this does it for you then enjoy. Na-Nu Na-Nu.
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the Earnest Octopus 5 May, 2014 @ 3:20pm 
breaking news bulletin: 1 out of every 1,098,345 american's is actually a machine powered by a team of super intelligent rodents of various genus including but not limited to rattus, mus, and phodopus, all bred specifically by the CIA in conjunction with the DOD and assisted (in very limited capacity) by the DHS [addendum: it is my understanding the DHS simply handled logistical aspects of choosing preferred deployment locations for the rodent powered machines in order to ensure no two piloted crafts would intersect paths causing random electrical interference] to busk for change and small dollar amounts in parks, coffee shops, outdoor malls, and busy street corners using various forms of entertainment, including but not limited to: trombone playing, juggling, well practiced physical stunts ranging from back flips to wall runs, shell and ball games, and of course one man band acts.
the Earnest Octopus 10 Jun, 2012 @ 3:35am 
breaking news bulletin: 3 out of every 5 homeless american's wish the government sponsored weekly banana split parties on alternating tuesdays and thursdays in legally designated ice cream party gathering zones. the remaining 2 out of every 5 homeless american's recommend crest toothpaste over colgate for sealing puss ridden infected wounds inflcited during parkour stunts from further infection due to airborne bacteria or lack of basic personal hygiene.