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51 people found this review helpful
29 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Worth. Flexing on all the brokes while being commander with the swag jacket is a feeling like no other
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
422.3 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
and there it was... hell... hell let loose...
Posted 14 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.8 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
i cant outcum the cummy ♥♥♥ trials
Posted 14 March, 2024. Last edited 14 March, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Oh my goodness, where do I even begin with this utterly dreadful waste of time known as Five Nights at Freddy's? I can't believe I wasted a whopping 33 whole minutes of my life on this steaming pile of disappointment. I should've been reimbursed for the emotional trauma I endured during this "game."

First of all, the graphics are just straight out of the 19th century. I mean, come on, is this some kind of retro joke? I thought I'd be playing a modern masterpiece, not an eyesore that would make my grandma's old TV look like a high-definition 4K screen. My poor retinas are still recovering from the visual assault.

Oh, and let's not forget the groundbreaking gameplay. Sitting in a dimly lit room, staring at security cameras, and pressing buttons like a trained monkey is SO thrilling! I can feel my IQ dropping with each passing second. It's like the developers took the most mind-numbing tasks from a fast-food job and made it into a game.

The "horror" in this abomination is laughable at best. I've seen scarier kittens on YouTube. And those jump scares? Please. I've yawned with more intensity. If you want to scare me, try showing me my bank balance after wasting money on this travesty.

But wait, there's more! The sound design is an absolute masterpiece of annoyance. The repetitive, grating noises drilling into my skull are a testament to the creativity of the developers. Bravo! I didn't realize "ear-bleeding audio" was a genre, but Five Nights at Freddy's has certainly cornered the market.

Oh, and let me just shower praise upon the characters. I have never encountered a more endearing group of soulless, lifeless, animatronic abominations. They make me want to run into the nearest haunted house and beg for REAL monsters to take me away from this nightmare.

In conclusion, if you enjoy feeling ripped off and yearn for a masterclass in mediocrity, then Five Nights at Freddy's is the game for you. I regret not only the purchase but also every moment I spent playing it. Do yourself a favor and avoid this catastrophe like the plague. I'd rather watch paint dry for hours than subject myself to this torture again.
Posted 17 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.1 hrs on record (36.4 hrs at review time)
"Fallout: New Vegas" is an intense post-apocalyptic game that will make you question every move you make. From the moment I started playing, I felt disoriented and confused in the vast and desolate world of the game. The game's many different post-apocalyptic scenes are so realistic and intense that it felt like I was living in a post-apocalyptic world myself.

As I explored the game's world, I found myself constantly on edge and frightened by the game's various dangers, including the mutated creatures, bandits, and other hostile factions. The game's ominous atmosphere and haunting music only added to my sense of fear and apprehension.

Despite my confusion and fear, playing "Fallout: New Vegas" with my son has been a saving grace for our relationship. We had grown apart over the years, and it felt like we had nothing in common. But playing this game together has brought us closer than ever before.

We've spent hours exploring the game's vast world, uncovering its hidden secrets, and taking on its many challenges. The game's immersive gameplay and engrossing storyline have given us something to bond over, and I am grateful for the opportunity to share this experience with my son.

In conclusion, "Fallout: New Vegas" is an incredibly intense and immersive game that will leave you feeling scared, confused, and exhilarated. While it can be challenging to navigate the game's various post-apocalyptic scenes, playing it with a loved one can help bring you closer together and strengthen your relationship. I highly recommend giving it a try if you're looking for a thrilling gaming experience.
Posted 21 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"Puppet Master: The Game" is a horror game that left me shaking with fear long after I finished playing. The premise of the game is simple: break into a place full of puppets and steal three items, but what follows is a spine-chilling experience as the puppets come to life and try to kill the human player.

One of the most impressive aspects of the game is the variety of puppets and their unique ways of killing the human. Some have a drill, some a knife, and others use more sinister methods like strangulation or drowning. Each puppet is well-designed and creepy in its own way, making it all the more difficult to face them as they chase the player down.

The gameplay is challenging, with the player needing to use their wits and skills to evade the puppets and find the items they need to complete their mission. The tension and sense of impending danger are always present, keeping the player on the edge of their seat and making each victory feel hard-earned.

However, what truly sets this game apart is the psychological horror it evokes. The puppets are not just mindless killers, but rather seem to have personalities and motivations of their own. Their movements are unsettling, and the eerie music only adds to the sense of dread. The game's atmosphere is so effective that even after turning off the game, I found myself looking over my shoulder and fearing that the puppets were still lurking somewhere.

As someone who has always found puppets a little unsettling, this game has amplified my fear to a whole new level. I found myself unable to shake off the feeling of being watched, and even real-life puppets now give me the creeps. If you're a horror fan looking for a game that will truly scare you, "Puppet Master: The Game" is definitely worth checking out - just be prepared to have a newfound fear of puppets.
Posted 7 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
340.5 hrs on record (259.3 hrs at review time)
I am a 44 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my son, who is now 14. My son recently started Apex Legends and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me, as it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Tiktok. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, did the tutorial but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought my son and I closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Posted 1 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.8 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Panjeet faka yhuo
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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0.2 hrs on record
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Posted 4 February, 2022.
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