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Recent reviews by 𝚁𝚊𝚢𝚘25⚡

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2.3 hrs on record
Muy bonito jueguito y cortito!
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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10.1 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
me banearon por troll 😔no le saben
Posted 19 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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132.2 hrs on record (132.2 hrs at review time)
A Masterpiece of Frustration - The Epitome of Fun!

Rating: ★★★★★

Oh boy, where do I even begin with Celeste? It's an absolute masterpiece of infuriating gameplay, and I couldn't be more thrilled! If you enjoy tearing your hair out in frustration and questioning your life choices, then this game is an absolute must-play.

Let's start with the difficulty. I mean, who wants a game that's actually enjoyable and easy to progress through, right? Celeste understands that true happiness lies in the excruciating pain of repeated failures. Every jump feels like you're walking on a tightrope made of molten lava, and each missed dash sends your stress levels skyrocketing. But hey, who needs a relaxed gaming experience when you can have a full-blown panic attack?

And let's not forget the controls. They are an absolute marvel of clumsiness. You'll find yourself mistiming jumps and dashes with such precision that it's almost impressive. Who needs precise and responsive controls when you can blame your failures on the game instead? It's a true exercise in self-denial and frustration, and I applaud Celeste for achieving such a feat.

Now, the story... what can I say? It's a deep exploration of existential dread and personal growth, or so they say. But let's be honest, who needs a coherent and engaging narrative when you can have vague metaphors and pretentious themes? I couldn't help but roll my eyes as the game tried desperately to make me feel something, anything, while I was too busy screaming at my screen in frustration. Bravo, Celeste, for taking storytelling to new levels of eye-rolling absurdity!

In conclusion, if you're looking for a game that will make you question your sanity and test the limits of your patience, Celeste is the game for you. It's a true masterpiece of frustration, with its punishing difficulty, unresponsive controls and shallow story. I can't recommend it enough to anyone who loves to hate themselves. Celeste, you've truly outdone yourself!
Posted 3 July, 2023. Last edited 3 July, 2023.
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108.2 hrs on record
Esta buena 👍
Posted 5 January, 2023. Last edited 5 January, 2023.
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61 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Juegazo 10/10
Posted 26 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
101.1 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
10 de 10 No me dio ni un fallo y hace que el escritorio se vea genial.
Tiene mucha variedad de wallpapers y se puede configurar prácticamente todo.
También trae incluido un creador de wallpapers que le da puntos extras.
Muy recomendable!!!
Posted 8 September, 2019.
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