Ratalan's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

28 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,455 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

29 / 30