Recent reviews by Randall Waner

You have never played a game until you have played The Juicer. The Juicer is amazing and unlike any other game you have ever played. When I first played the juicer my wife was cheating on me with a big burly black man but when I found The Juicer I dumped that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and found the women of my dream! I before I found The Juicer I had just gotten fired from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minimum wage job but after I found The Juicer I was offered a job at a large software development company and now I have a six figure annual income! My father was dying of cancer and I showed him this life changing game and he flew out of the bed cancer free and did a little jig! I've never been happier and it is all thanks to The Juicer! One day I will find the person who formed the grand idea for The Juicer and give them a big sloppy wet kiss as thanks for all the fantastic work they have done to make this fantastic work of art! Thanks Anvate Games! You are my inspiration and my heros!