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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

🚨🚓 ATTENTION, GAMERS! 🚓🚨

Gather 'round, for I have a tale of caution and redemption to share with you all. A story of mistakes, consequences, and the journey to rebuild one's reputation. Let me regale you with the saga of our friend, Zach, and his infamous DayZ game ban.

Once upon a time, in the virtual realm of Chernarus, there lived a gamer named Zach. He ventured through the post-apocalyptic landscapes, battling zombies and surviving against all odds. But in his quest for an edge, Zach chose a path that would alter his gaming fate forever.

Regrettably, Zach was tempted by the allure of cheats and hacks. In his misguided attempt to gain an unfair advantage, he crossed the line and triggered the banhammer of justice. The gaming community gasped as the truth came to light, for now his steam account is in plight, he join left he join right for whatever server he join tonight he see's a message "User has been banned, gameban less than 365 days".

There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finnish people, right? That's out of about 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet.

Thats not even a tenth of a percent. That means that 99.9% of the world isn't Finnish. How do we know this? Government censuses.

Now the best government censuses have a margin error of about 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planent, plus or minus 1%.

In conclusion: There's a 50/50 chance that Finland doesn't exist.

A boy.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finnish people, right? That's out of about 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet.

Thats not even a tenth of a percent. That means that 99.9% of the world isn't Finnish. How do we know this? Government censuses.

Now the best government censuses have a margin error of about 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planent, plus or minus 1%.

In conclusion: There's a 50/50 chance that Finland doesn't exist.

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