Recent reviews by poop filled foreskin

This game is super fun. mysterious and weird story, setting, characters. Gameplay is amazing, I haven't felt legitmately scared to explore in a game ever, but this game does it. I'd recommend people to play this blind, as that's what I'm doing and figuring out things about the game myself has been way more fun than if I had already known certain tips and tricks about how to survive. For the $5 this game often goes on sale for it is insanely good value for money, and I'd reccommend anyone to buy this. Before playing it, I didn't like survival horror games, and I've always enjoyed 3D first person games a lot more than top-down, but this game does both of these things perfectly in a way that even I enjoy.

This game is actually so fun. Perfect balance between being casual but still having a high skill ceiling. mechanics feel amazing, it runs amazingly and the graphics are pretty good. It goes on sale for ~$2 quite often, so just wait for it to go on sale and buy it

the best cs atm

This is one of the best games I've ever played. Been playing since 2013 and now in 2023 it's still a very enjoyable experience. The devs are still updating it after all this time and theres countless mods out there to enhance the game as well. Highly recommend

this ♥♥♥♥ is flames

probably the most addicting game ive ever played and i dont regret a second of it

the controls are bound to weird buttons by default, the fov is too low even on the highest setting, it uses TSAA anti aliasing and doesn't let you turn it off making the game look incredibly blurry, the sensitivity slider is also pretty innacurate and doesnt let you input exact values, the movement feels clunky as hell. I was expecting
sci-fi tarkov apex legends type beat but instead it seems like a weird knockoff of ark mixed with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of tarkov and coated in boring sauce.

:ujel: emote is $5 on steam market

Rage Wars costs $1

If you own a game and have 2 hours in it, you can buy emotes from the game using steam points

Step 1. Buy rage wars
Step 2. AFK in the main menu for just barely 2 hours
Step 3. Buy :ujel: emote for 100 steam points in the steam point store
Step 4. Refund Rage Wars (this will only work if you have just barely put 2 hours into the game.)

Congratulations! You have now gotten a $5 steam emote for virtually no cost.

Problem glowies?

(also, note that you cant sell anything that is bought using steam points so you can't just print money by doing this)

It won't let you into the main menu if you get bad fps while connecting but it also doesn't let you change your video settings without being in the main menu so you are unable to even play if you don't have a good pc without going into the config files to edit the settings from there.

EDIT: I changed the settings to lowest everything and 800 x 600 resolution and it still will not let me connect. My pc isn't even that bad, I get 150fps in CS:GO at 1080p. I have an RX570 8gb GPU overclocked and a FX6100 CPU. I know the cpu is old but it has 6 cores and is still capable in most modern games.

the controls are terrible, the AI is stupid, the combat is just plain bad and I don't know why anyone would think the soundtrack is good. This game is a steaming hot pile of garbage