I play seriously. I am Silver 4 and one day I shall be Global Elite. I want to join pro teams. My Inventory is worth thousands because I am better than everyone I play against. My plays are infallible and my aim is true. If someone says I'm wrong in matchmaking they get kicked immediately.

yah dah yadayahla-

It is good day to be not DED.

Pow

You aRe ded!

I'M DEAD

hehehehehe

bumbumbumbadumdumdum

aw shucks

HUH?

The heavy is deid

Yes

I'M DEAD

Why is the heavy deAd

I don't know

I think it was-

SSSHHH you are Dead

ok

pbppbpbplplbp

screech

'Sup ya wankers? Who's up for it-

EH

What the bloodyhelljusthappen?

That heavy's ded

The heavy is dead.

Correct!

applause

So, did you see the murderer?

No, sorry man(ate)

I will find him

SLAM

I will CAPTURE him

and no one will ever die again

clapping

Oh, now that's nice.

Damn proud of you!

clapping intensifies

atteeeEEEEEeeEEntion!

nyoom

That heavy is dead

We know!

Who killed hIm?

We don't know!

I will find clOOes

slam

sniffing

What's that?

Wet slap

A weapon?

That thing is why that heavy is dead!

The heavy is dead?

Yes!

Desk slam

camera whips to soldier

He DIED!

aAH!

Weeeeeeeeeeee

squeeel

Crunch

Out out!

flop

move, now!

goodnight kiss

hahaHaHAHA

Bonh

H-

heavy gibs

In my medical opinion zat HEAVY IS DEAD

Doc, what happened?

My professional opinion?

desk slam

Objection!

The heavy was killed!

Oh god-

I don't sink it's anything to worry about

BOING

Well, now what?

Clipping clop, mu tha ♥♥♥♥ as

Lookatdis

The freakin heavy's dead

Whaddaya think of dat?

Uh

Yes, yes scout

Yeah!

go HOME!

Finger wag

Aw COME ON

pfffffft

frickin unbelievable

no seriously, you all suck

crash

aaaaaaaaaa

ok, LET'S get back to the POINT

meaty poke

I think heavy's ded.

The heavy is dead?

HUH? SCOUT! I WILL HEAL YOU

Kablooey

Ooh

Seriously,

fart

WHO KILLED HEAVY?

slurrrp

slosh

glug glug

It was MEH

OH!

Robot noise

Yes!

Gulp

I did it

gun ♥♥♥♥♥

Like this!

BLAM

geAAAh

Whoop-de-doo!

blood sloshed

Glup

Burp

Chug

Smack

that's a joke, lads

Big Bang Theory plays

slip slup

BRRUUUPP

It was ye-

uURP

Him!

Huh?

Robot noise

How did ya know?

Swig

I DIDN'T

uUUUURrr

That was a joke, too.

Gluglugluglugugugug

Heheheheeheehee-

Critical liver hit!

Oh! I'm dead.

HA HA HA

That's right, it wuz me!

You monster!

but wHYYyYYY?

cuz ur FAT, BOI

and another thing, you're ugly.

Engineer, stop!

A whole herd of ugly

Engineer!

You're as dumb as a box of rock

You are so MEEN!

I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine

Is not funny!

Engineer!

Aw damnit heavy, ♥♥♥♥ AHff!

You are ded.

nO! U!

POW! HAHA!

You are DED! Notbigsurprise

Well, that was idiotic! Off to hang myself!

Watch and lea-

Neck snap hit!

GACK

wooden collision noises

I am alive!

Is nice.

Yes. This is stUpid.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx