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All my favorite movie directors praise me and give me stickers when I deliver the packages good.

If you're looking to scratch that Hyper Light Drifter itch just wait until Breaker. This game is more akin to Shadow of the Colossus if it were dumbed down for lobotomy patients.

An edgy teenager's idea of humor. Mechanics not deep or varied enough to justify its length. The majority of the time you're forced to use garbage weapons thanks to the game's illusion of being a roguelike. If you're on the fence, skip it.

There's minimalist design and then there's garbage like this with nothing to say and no player interaction to speak of. The golden age of indie games is long behind us.

The writers of this game deserve to have their hands cut off.

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this game really flicks my bean