Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens
to you.
-- Aldous Huxley
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"You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
-- Arthur Miller
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If only you had a personality instead of an attitude.
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[Quagmire is talking to a woman from New York]
Glen Quagmire: Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side.
Woman (in deep voice): Sure.
Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off. Wait a minute... pre-op or post-op?
Woman: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off.
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Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
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Survivulousness:
The tendency to visualize oneself enjoying being the last
person on Earth. "I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens
down on the Taco Bell."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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thanks! ^^