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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 7:39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ara 2021 @ 9:38

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ara 2021 @ 10:25

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Ara 2021 @ 1:00

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 11:34

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 7:33

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ara 2021 @ 10:23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ara 2021 @ 11:19

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 13:45

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Kazanma Tarihi 17 Ara 2021 @ 12:14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Kazanma Tarihi 21 Oca 2022 @ 6:58

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2024 @ 5:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2021 @ 3:28

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Ara 2021 @ 0:44

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2022 @ 1:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 11:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2024 @ 5:22

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Ara 2021 @ 0:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2021 @ 3:38

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 13:47

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2024 @ 5:28

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:24

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 13:42

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:13

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 13:46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 12:00

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 7:41

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Kazanma Tarihi 1 Ara 2021 @ 12:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:33

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:32

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Ara 2021 @ 9:24

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kazanma Tarihi 3 Ara 2021 @ 7:27

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Ara 2021 @ 1:15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Kazanma Tarihi 29 Kas 2024 @ 5:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Kazanma Tarihi 22 Ara 2021 @ 1:17



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
18 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
14 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
24 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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