I hope you're doing well bro!

Any fisters?

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can i crash at your place tonight?

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little weeaboo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nihon Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on China, and I have over 300 anime watched. I am trained in ecchi warfare and I’m the top otaku in the entire Japanese Self Defence Forces. You are nothing to me but just another gaijin. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with sugoiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to anime over the Internet? Think again, gaijin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of otaku across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kisama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your waifu.

I sexually identify as a weeaboo. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of making animu and being popular on /r/anime. People say to me that a person being a weeaboo is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic and I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baka gajin but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm in the process of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my 3rd Miyamori dakimura, and I've started with another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to post on /r/anime. From now on I want you guys to call my name "xXHitomiTanakahasbigOppai69xX" and respect my right to fap to child loliporn and have my very own hestia-oppai/chitsu-turn-futunari-turn-trap bodyset. If you can't accept me you're a normie and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

You're dank son, I miss the days when we dropped MOABs on fools