📗 ♠ 🌸 Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she
⚡ ♠ 💎 lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always
👹 ♠ 🌽 getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to
🚙 ♠ 🕺 the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their
🎄 ♠ 🏀 sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do
🍧 ♠ 📀 you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her?
👾 ♠ 🎁 What is it, girl?", etc., as if this had never happened before, instead
🎍 ♠ 💄 of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under
😺 ♠ 🐠 the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever.
🎽 ♠ 👽 They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the
💚 ♠ 🥞 applications for.
🌋 ♠ 🍆 -- Dave Barry ⛳🎫👳