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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
I recreated the Armenian genocide as the Ottoman Empire.
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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68.4 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
One of the more hilarious interactions within the game.

Holt: So an Army Ranger, a Recon Marine, a SEAL, and a member of Delta Force are sitting around a camp fire.

Weaver: Here we go.

Holt: The Ranger, being a ranger, starts bragging about how tough he is. "You think you guys are tough, he says? I've parachuted behind enemy lines, done a fifty-mile night march and killed a dozen terrorists with my bare hands." The Recon Marine is like, man that ain't ♥♥♥♥. I've landed on the beach, in the dark, marched sixty miles without stopping and killed fifty terrorists with my bare hands.

Weaver: Marines can talk? I call ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Holt: Anyways... The SEAL is like "♥♥♥♥♥ please. I've swam 70 miles from a submarine, landed on a beach, marched 80 miles without stopping, and then stranggled a whole damn terrorist camp with my bare hands. The SEAL gives 'em all this big ♥♥♥♥-eating grin and turns to the Delta operator." Top that, he says. The Delta guy doesn't say a word. He just shakes his head and keeps on stirring the coals of the fire with his ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 29 January, 2022. Last edited 29 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
92.8 hrs on record (69.6 hrs at review time)
It's all fun and games until you hear their dad coming with an rpg.
Posted 10 July, 2021. Last edited 21 August, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
If you don't have ultra settings on then it looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 20 April, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
191.7 hrs on record (158.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Хорош
Posted 23 December, 2020. Last edited 23 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
901.3 hrs on record (691.2 hrs at review time)
This game is cancer. I hate it
Posted 23 December, 2020. Last edited 29 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
47.5 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
Did you know that the owner of AMONG US says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, just google "Among Us rule 34" in your browser.
Posted 10 November, 2020. Last edited 3 March, 2021.
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