Hey son, it's hard to keep up with gamers nowadays, but I was thinking of you and really wanted to make up for not being in your life like I should have. So I was thinking champ, how about I grab you the latest immersive, genre-defining, cinematic, narrative-driven experience hit? Pops did his research on Reddit.com , and while I'm no gaming journalist, even an old fossil like me can see a diverse yet powerful cast of quirky yet strangely funny, unique individuals, a thought-provoking plot that bubbles up a more nuanced worldview to the surface, and even a battle pass that respects your grind. I know you're a big fan of good games; your old Pa is just hoping to make it up. Let me know, kiddo.

Son, please stop playing "hololive Treasure Mountain", it's tearing our family apart. It hurts mommy to see you hurt. God bless. You'll also never be a woman son...

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Born to Sneed; forced to Chuck: Death to Israel and the puppet goycattle that perpetuate Moloch's tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "When is enough???", "I" cry - adrenochrome flows down my fingertips from my eyes

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. Give me your whole ♥♥♥♥. I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans