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89.4 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
how to win Borderlands 2, in an undetermined number of steps.
1. Buy Borderlands 2
2.Install Borderlands 2
3.Buy the Krieg DLC
4.Download Krieg DLC
5.Start a Krieg character
6.Trudge throug the Hell that is Early-Game Krieg
7.Consider Quitting
8.Consider ranting on every possible forum because there is a skill that makes you smack yourself in the face
9.Take back any rage you may have had after realizing how amazing that skill is
10 Realize how worth the Early-Game Hell was after One-Shotting your first boss with Release the Beast
11. Win

Also realize that you can win UVHM with nothing but white gear

POOP TRAIN/10
Posted 29 December, 2015.
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0.0 hrs on record
Installed the DLC, but can't play, so I read all of the other hilarious comments of the same nature.
10/10. Thanks Ed.
Posted 30 October, 2015.
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22.0 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
This Game made my mind explode after tying itself in 1,000,000,000,000 knots, un tying itself, retying it, and punching itself. It also got me out of depression. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 19 September, 2014.
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731.0 hrs on record (205.0 hrs at review time)
terraria is an awesome game. this game is hard to tear away from. I spend hours every Saturday morning laying to beat the next boss, or get the crazy rare item, only to die in the process...
Posted 26 December, 2013.
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