love you bro <3

Your ringtone is "call me up" by Mabel

*Update* 338 Days later and more chance of Boris Johnson coming back than his hairline.

FAQ:

Where does Quav stop washing his forehead and start washing his hair?

Answer: Even he doesn't know :(

Freaky hairline tbh

signed by apex

Ah, what a delightful surprise! A lady gamer, here, talking to me by chance?
Excellent.
Would you like to play some Rust with me? It's- s♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s far from a dead game. I desire nothing more than to have you sitting on my lap, being my resource slave on a second computer. You women can do a good job of that sort of thing.
So, what do you say? I think we both know my looks alone are enough for you. My unparalleled charisma and conversational eloquence? Ha! In your eyes, I must be a God! Send me a message when you're packed and ready to move in.