Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
-- Steven Wright
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"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes
of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey. I believe
it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts...
I despise it, I defy it, and I hate it."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
-- unknown source
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What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
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The most important things, each person must do for himself.
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He'd been particularly pleased with Manchester.
-- Crowley contemplating his achievements
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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+REP, pro P90 :DD

-rep russian noob cheater

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