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Recent reviews by Alpha Chad

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9.3 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
And another left turn
Posted 21 April, 2020.
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84.5 hrs on record (40.2 hrs at review time)
I first saw this game about 5 years ago. It seemed pretty awesome! I told my self i'd buy it after it came out of beta. 5 years later it is finally out of beta so i got it. My first experience playing the game i was kidnapped by 12 armed bandits, taken to a room and touched inappropriately :( Sexual assault is not a joke
Posted 22 December, 2019.
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214.3 hrs on record (47.0 hrs at review time)
Truck nice truck
Posted 9 December, 2019.
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343.3 hrs on record (328.6 hrs at review time)
its meh. you do a little pew pew over here a little pew pew over der. Sometimes other people go pew pew on you and you hit dem wit a lil pew pew and then you die, but sometime dey die. I went pew pew on mai mum and she whoop my azz.
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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51.3 hrs on record (49.6 hrs at review time)
I have owned this game for years, used to be an amazing game. The future was looking bright! However the developers stopped listening to the community and proceeded to do what ever they wanted. They refused to accept change. The community was there but the developers were not. The game soon filled up with hackers and it seemed like every game you were killed by one and not a damn thing you could do about it. Now the community has left and the developers listened all to late. This game used to be full of glory and has lead the way for many new Battle Royale games. I'm glad to see that the game is dead.
Posted 1 December, 2019. Last edited 1 December, 2019.
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10.7 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
You would only want to play this game if you have a brain tumor and want to die early... This is the worst f*cking game i have ever played. I start it up and it is on the wrong monitor and a horrible resolution that my monitor doesnt even support. I proceed to spend 2 hours trying to fix it and finally do. After that i invite some friends to play and decide to stream the game. I get 4 rounds in and some how my friends know my exact cards. I confront them and proceed to be called the n-word over and over. So i stop the stream to prevent getting banned. I keep playing and Bot Jose hits me with a plus 4 so i hit my friend with a plus 8 then he hits our other friend with a plus 12 then Bot Jose hits me with a plus 16 making me want to commit suicide and wish i died of brain cancer. Other than that it is a great game i guess...
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
39.2 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Russians hate when you say america numba one, not sure why. Other than that its a great game
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
467.6 hrs on record (77.8 hrs at review time)
My first time playing a turned based game and have enjoyed it ALOT. Highly reccomended game over all!
Posted 9 August, 2018.
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1,376.3 hrs on record (348.6 hrs at review time)
Rust is Rust not much to say about it. Good game great mechanics, cancer community. First time playing had no f*cking clue what I was doing. Only watched a video or 2 on it and figured i'd give it a shot, took 20 minutes to load in but finally I was in! Spawned in looked around thought to myself "wow this game looks nice!" Ran around for a little bit still not knowing what to do. I found myself stumbling across a base that looked to be open, I ran in and immediately got killed by a shotgun trap. I proceeded to ALT+F4 and refunded the game. One year later I decided to give the game another chance and here I am now being destroyed by Zergs, Overall a good game but very cancerous. Watch videos before playing or you will be bent over and f*cked in the AS$ many times to the point where you want to F*CKING CRY but then you'll get lucky and kill someone then the snowball effect proceeds to happen, you'll plop down a base and start to feel secure and get off for the night. You'll log back in the next morning to continue your progress from the previous night to find out you have been raided by a man named 'sweaty ball sack' and rage so f*cking hard and be done with the game for a month or so until you finally get your sanity back to play it again. Then the cycle continues. GREAT F*CKING GAME.
Posted 17 February, 2018. Last edited 9 August, 2018.
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