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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:21am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:22am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:17am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:48am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 10:42am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 10:12am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:23am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:15am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 7:58am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 8:05am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 7:55am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:42am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 7:20am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:07pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 7:58am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:21pm



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?