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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2013 @ 7:14am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2013 @ 2:36pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2014 @ 8:05am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2012 @ 2:52pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2012 @ 1:32pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:27pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2012 @ 1:03pm

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:08pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2013 @ 2:41pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2013 @ 7:01am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 4:39pm

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 5:25pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2013 @ 2:36pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2012 @ 2:02pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:36pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 2:38pm

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2013 @ 2:29pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2013 @ 7:52am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2015 @ 1:48pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 4:45pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 11:34am

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 5:25pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:07pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 5:03pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:11pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2012 @ 1:00pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2013 @ 12:00pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2013 @ 7:32am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2013 @ 4:17pm

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:35pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 5:21pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 1:59pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:37pm

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:26pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 12:35pm



The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
27 / 500

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes