P u k a m a r o o

Happy New Year Pu ka ma roo

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☃️ 𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 ☃️

MY BELOVED RAPTOR DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON TESCO CAR PARK WIFE I hope Santa brought you 99999999999 falcon novaraptors in cr8s and Boulders

⋆⁺₊❅. 𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 .❅₊⁺⋆

<3
Hewwo puwuka uwu

OMG hi fuzzy 💕 that reminds me of u everytime lmfao

wuddayatalkinbeet

WHAT THE HELL DID U SAY TO MEE

I LOV U DA PUK DA PUK DA PUK!! BEAUCOUP D'AMOUR JE T'AIME tu es si JOLIE AAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't wair to neiighghrr with u

Mwah mwah mwah love this goober

<3

maroopuka

Ok cya I’m gonna go,

Grind the pepper, spaghetti the zucchini, yank the yonk, yonk the yank, flip the old switch, plug in the old usb, set the table, sharpen the pencil, open the champagne, unclog the toilet, plunge the sink, place the hotdog in its bun, scrub the bottle, open the Pringle’s can, poach the egg, null the void, eat the old banana, shuck the corn, core the apple, give myself a hand, cuff the old carrot, slap the salami, jerk the jackrabbit, polish the silverware, popping the bottle, relieve some stress, choke the chicken, handshake the hamshank, pull the porker, beat the meat, slam the salmon, raising the batting average, do some homework, buff the baloney, do the one gun salute, pop it off, spank the monkey, distribute free literature, wrestling the walrus, elating the eel, do the five knuckle shuffle, partake in important scientific research, study the bible, rustle the raccoon, dance with the dingo, punch the wood, TLDR I am going to touch myself.

I [37M] was driving against oncoming traffic to get to the closest Starbucks to order my Grande piss turd blonde roast and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ [16F] barista said they were out of piss. I hadn't had my morning coffee yet so I [37M] punched her [16f] in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face and exploded her teeth and jaw. She wailed on the ground like a ♥♥♥♥♥ and I hadn't had my morning coffee so I kicked her in the stomach. Right after that, the trendy barista [27M] came to help but because I [34M] hadn't had my morning coffee, I kicked him in the balls, preventing him from ever producing sperm out of his testicles again. Some guy in behind me in the line called the cops so I explained to them the situation and they charge me with aggravated assault? AITA or are they just over reacting?

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MY BEAUTIFUL CACTUS WIFE PUKA a TRUE QUEEN of Dwayne the Rock Johnson Tesco Parking lot and Sarco/Ophis Partner in Crime HOPE U HAVE A LOVELY DAYYY

𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨

ILY MY DINOSAUR SUGAR MOMMY QUEEN

Papito! <3

RAWRXD

my beautiful wife

Me on my Ophis when you told me you got murdered by 3 Novis as a baby Sarco
https://youtu.be/zmD8UHU_G5c

you >>>> anyone

WIFEY ONJ

*Spawns in as giant snake crocodile*
*Gets mauled by sea reptile and ducks in a river*
Based

the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

mommy said you left to get the milk..
but you havent come back since

NY NIOMMY I LVOE U

no u..

puka profile so preti

UR MY FAVE U MAKE ME VERY HAPPY AND I LOB U DA PUK DA PUK UR MY FAVORITE PACHYCEPHELASAUR ROLEPLAY

Subway Jill Sandwich always gets tunnelled for 5 gens and facecamped by the Nemesussys

DINORAWR ???!??!!?!?

Ty Puka

Happy new years!

MERRY CRISIS ANS A HAPPY NEW YESRQ

LATE MERRY XMAS PUKA!!!!

LATE but merry christmas you lovely bean

happy belated hoechristmas be the hoe you always wanted to be!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

~𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘~

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MERRY CHRISTMAS PUK<3

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My fave Dwayne the Rock er Dinosaur Partner in Crime!!

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