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and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence,
upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat,
which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together
in a little crooked house.
But the crooked man was sad
and one day he had a thought.
"Why should I be crooked,
when others they are not?"
Everything was horrible
and he heaved a big sigh.
Then he found a rope,
and tied it in the sky.
Upon a chair he stood,
his eyes were blank and dead.
Then the crooked man,
went and hung his crooked head.
But the stories not yet over,
for this tale is mythed and old.
Go hide under your covers,
there's something not yet told.
There was a crooked man,
and he had a crooked smile.
And if you live his life,
he'll put you through a trial.
He'll fill your life with sorrows,
depression, grief and strife.
And he won't be content,
Until you take your life.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
( '_')
.(> )>🎂 I was going to give you this cake
.U U(\_/)
.......('_' )
..🎂<( <) But then I was like...
........UU..(\__/)
...............(O.O)
..............(>🎂<) IT'S MY CAKE
................U U
wtf xD
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