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else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow
the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.
-- Larry Niven, "The Mote in God's Eye"
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After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for
you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply
sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
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Lois: Peter, where the hell have you been? We had a date.
Peter: Oh sorry, honey, I must have lost track of the time. But what do you say, eh? 'Think the guys will like it?
Lois: This is why you missed our dinner? To make a bar for your friends?
Peter: Yeah, isn't it great? Oh boy, I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record. [grunts]
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"Be *excellent* to each other."
-- Bill, or Ted, in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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