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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 11:09am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:58am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 11:56am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 7:31am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 9:39am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:48am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 10:06am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 6:12am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 7:12am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:18am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2020 @ 6:49am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 10:35am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 3:40am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 6:20am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 2:02am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 4:16am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:58am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 2:26am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 8:11am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 7:26am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 11:44am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 8:29am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 8:51am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 8:21am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 10:40am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 9:39am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 3:39am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 7:32am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 3:39am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 8:10am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 11:46am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:10pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:55am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 4:22am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:51am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:35am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:57am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 12:14pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:40am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 9:28am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 7:32am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 7:57am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 6:25am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:07am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2020 @ 10:03am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:40am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 8:16am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!